SHORT STORIES, LONG SHADOWS · A2/B1 · 50 min

The Remarkable Rocket

Oscar Wilde's story of a firework who thinks the whole party is about him.

Today: you'll tell the story of a very proud firework — and you'll practise comparing things: bigger, more beautiful, the best, the most important.
Warm up — before we read. Talk about these questions out loud. There are no wrong answers.
Discuss:
  • Do you know someone who talks about themselves all the time? How do other people react?
  • Is it good or bad to say "I am the best"? When is it OK?
  • Do you like fireworks? When do people use them in your country?

Now — the words for today's story

Ten words open the story. Do the four short activities. Say your answer out loud first, then click Reveal.

A · What does the word mean here?

1. The King's son was getting married. There was music, food for five hours, and a big party. It was a wedding.
a wedding (n) — the day when two people get married. "A wedding party."
2. At the side of the road there was a long hole in the ground with water and mud in it. They threw the old stick into the ditch.
a ditch (n) — a long narrow hole at the side of a road or field, usually with water in it.
3. He cried and cried about a sad story that was not real. Soon his stick was completely wet.
wet (adj) — with water on it or in it. Opposite: dry. (A little wet = damp.)

B · Which word means…?

Three words: audience · proud · firework. Say the right word, then reveal.

1. Which word means feeling very pleased about yourself or about something you did?
proud (adj) — "She was proud of her work." Noun: pride. Too much of it: vain.
2. Which word means a thing that explodes in the sky with colour and noise?
a firework (n) — "There were fireworks at midnight." A rocket is one kind of firework.
3. Which word means the people who watch a show?
an audience (n) — "The audience clapped." (One word for many people.)

C · Choose the meaning — a / b / c

1. The other fireworks were bored when the Rocket talked. Bored means…
  (a) not interested   (b) very interested   (c) frightened
(a) — bored (adj) = not interested. Careful: "I am boring" means other people are bored by you!
2. The Rocket was sure he was important, but nobody looked at him. He was wrong about everything. Wrong means…
  (a) not correct   (b) angry   (c) late
(a) — wrong (adj) = not correct or not true. Opposite: right.

D · Word families & word partners

1. You know to talk. What do we call a person who talks too much about themselves? (Two words, very common in English.)
a show-off — a person who always wants people to look at them. Verb: to show off.
2. One verb fits all three: to ___ a party · to ___ a good time · to ___ a surprise. And what preposition follows proud?
have — have a party / a good time / a surprise. And: proud of something. ("He was proud of his family.")

Now use them — out loud

Talk before we read:
  • Use wedding, firework, proud and audience: what do you think happens in this story?
  • Which words describe a person? Which describe a place or a thing? Say them in two groups.

The story, in three parts

Read each part. Then answer the questions from memory, and talk about one question.

Part 1 — The fireworks talk

The King's son was getting married. The party continued for a week. At nine o'clock in the evening there were going to be fireworks in the palace garden.

The fireworks waited on a long table and talked. The little Squib talked about the beautiful garden. The Roman Candle talked about the moon. Then a tall Rocket spoke. "You are all very lucky," he said. "The Prince and the Princess chose this day because I am going up into the sky tonight!"

He continued. "My family is very important. My mother was the most famous Catherine Wheel in the country. When I go up, everybody will talk about me for years." The other fireworks began to talk about the weather. "How rude you are!" said the Rocket. "Nobody is asking questions about me! I am a firework with very sensitive feelings." Then he began to cry about a sad story that he invented in his head. He cried and cried — and his tears made him very, very wet.

Quick check — answer from memory, then reveal:

1. Why does the Rocket think the wedding is on this day?

2. Why does he cry, and what happens because of it?

1. He thinks the Prince and Princess chose the day because he is going up into the sky that night.

2. He cries about an invented sad story, to show that he has sensitive feelings. The tears make him wet.

Discuss:
  • The Rocket cries about something that is not real. Why do people sometimes show feelings they do not have?

Part 2 — Nine o'clock

At nine o'clock the fireworks began. The Catherine Wheel turned round and round. The Roman Candle threw gold stars into the sky. The Squib danced. The people shouted and the Princess laughed. The garden was as bright as day.

But one firework did not go up. The Rocket was too wet, so he could not light. He stayed on the table, quiet and wet, and the show finished without him. Nobody noticed. Nobody said his name.

In the morning the gardeners found a wet stick on the table. "This is a bad rocket," they said, and they threw him over the wall into a ditch. The Rocket lay in the mud and looked at the sky. "This is clearly a very fashionable place," he thought. "They sent me here to rest, because I am delicate. The King is probably very worried about me." A frog swam past and talked about rain. A dragonfly asked who he was. A duck gave him good advice about being useful. He told all of them, in a long speech, that he was a Remarkable Rocket. All of them went away before he finished.

Quick check — answer from memory, then reveal:

1. Why does the Rocket not go up with the other fireworks?

2. What does he think about the ditch?

1. Because he is too wet from his own tears, so he cannot light. Nobody notices that he is missing.

2. He thinks it is a fashionable place, that he was sent there to rest, and that the King is worried about him.

Discuss:
  • Three animals leave when he talks. Why does Wilde repeat this three times?

Part 3 — The last moment

A few days later, two boys came to the ditch. They wanted to make a fire and cook some food. One boy saw the old stick in the mud. "This is good," he said, and he put it on the fire.

The Rocket was very happy. "Now I will go up in the daylight!" he thought. "Everybody will see me. People will talk about this moment for the rest of their lives."

The fire made him warm and dry. Finally he went up with a big BANG! But it was the middle of the day, so nobody saw the light. The two boys were asleep, so nobody heard the noise. And one small piece of him fell down on a goose near the water. "Oh!" said the goose. "It is raining." The last words of the Rocket were: "I knew it! I am a sensation!" And then nothing happened. Nothing at all.

Quick check — answer from memory, then reveal:

1. How does the Rocket finally go up?

2. Give three reasons why nobody sees his big moment.

1. Two boys use him as wood for their fire. The fire dries him, and then he explodes.

2. It is daytime, so the light is invisible; the boys are asleep, so nobody hears; and only one piece falls — on a goose, who thinks it is rain.

Discuss:
  • The Rocket never understands the truth about himself. Is that funny or sad?

Grammar — comparatives & superlatives

The Rocket compares himself with everybody, all the time. Here is how to do it correctly.

Short adjectives (one syllable): add -er and the -est.
tall → taller → the tallest · big → bigger → the biggest (double letter) · nice → nicer → the nicest

Long adjectives (two or more syllables): use more and the most.
beautiful → more beautiful → the most beautiful · important → more important → the most important

Adjectives ending in -y: happy → happier → the happiest · easy → easier → the easiest
Irregular — learn these three:
good → better → the best · bad → worse → the worst · far → further → the furthest

The little words that go with them:
• comparative + than: He is louder than the others.
• superlative + in a place or of a group: the best firework in the garden · the worst of them all
• as … as for things that are equal: The garden was as bright as day.
Careful: ✗ more taller ✗ the most biggest — never use both.

1. Comparative or superlative?

Write the correct form of the adjective in brackets.

1. The Rocket was (tall) than the little Squib.

2. He said his mother was (famous) Catherine Wheel in the country.

3. For the Rocket, that night was (bad) night of his life.

1. taller   2. the most famous   3. the worst

2. than, in, of or as?

Write one word in each gap.

1. The Rocket talked more all the other fireworks together.

2. He believed he was the most important firework the whole garden.

3. When the fireworks started, the garden was bright as day.

1. than   2. in   3. as

3. Compare the fireworks — complete the paragraph

Write the correct form in each gap. Then read the paragraph aloud.

The Rocket was (big) than the Squib, but he was also (noisy) firework on the table. He said his family was (important) family in the country. In fact, the Catherine Wheel was (good) than him, because she went up and he did not. His tears were (bad) mistake of his life. And the end of his story was much (quiet) than he expected.

bigger · the noisiest · the most important · better · the worst · quieter

Check each one: are you comparing two things (comparative) or saying "number one" (superlative)?

Keep these forms ready — in the Speak tab you will compare a lot of things.

Going deeper

Oscar Wilde wrote this story in 1888, in a book of fairy tales for his two small sons. The stories look simple, but they are really about adults. Wilde himself was famous for talking brilliantly at parties — so this story about a firework who talks too much is also a joke about people like Wilde.

The heart of it. The Rocket is not stupid. He is something more interesting: he cannot see any situation without putting himself in the centre of it. When something says he is wrong, he simply changes the story. The ditch becomes a fashionable place. The boys' fire becomes a great show. Silence becomes admiration. And Wilde never gives him one moment of understanding — not even at the end. He explodes, magnificently, at the only moment in the whole story when there is nobody to watch. That is the joke, and it is also the question: what is a performance worth if the only audience is inside your own head?

Talk it through:
  • Do you feel sorry for the Rocket at the end? Why / why not?
  • The other fireworks do not argue with him — they just stop listening. Is that what happens in real life?
  • Why does Wilde use a firework and not a person for this story?
  • Is it always bad to want people to look at you?

Speak

This is the most important part of the lesson. Do everything out loud. Use the timer and try to speak for the whole time.

Useful language: bigger than… · the best… in… · as … as … · I think… because… · In my opinion…
Time remaining: 4:00
Task A · Tell the story (3–4 minutes)

Tell The Remarkable Rocket in your own words. Follow the steps: the royal wedding → the fireworks on the table → the Rocket talks about his family → he cries and gets wet → nine o'clock and the show → the ditch → the frog, the dragonfly and the duck → the two boys and the fire → the goose.

Use at least three comparatives or superlatives and at least five key words (wedding, ditch, wet, proud, firework, audience, bored, wrong, show-off, proud of).

Task B · Is it bad to talk about yourself? (3–4 minutes)

Say what you think and give three reasons. Some people say you must talk about your good points to get a job or a place at university. Other people say the Rocket shows what happens then. What do you think?

Then change sides! Speak for one minute for the other opinion.

Task C · Comparing things (3–4 minutes)

Use today's grammar for real.

No idea? Choose one of these:

  • Compare two cities, two films or two sports. Which is better, and why?
  • Be the Rocket for one minute: tell the class why you are the most amazing person in the room. Then your partner answers as the duck.
  • Describe the best day and the worst day of your school year.
  • Describe a celebration in your country. What is the best part?
  • Compare life today with life fifty years ago. Give three differences.
  • Sell something boring — a pen, a chair, a rainy day — as the best thing in the world.

To finish — the big questions

  1. The Rocket finally explodes, but nobody sees it. Does it count?
  2. The duck says it is important to be useful. Do you agree?
  3. Do you know people today who are a little like the Rocket? Where do you see them?
  4. Before you go — from memory: say three sentences about the story using a comparative, a superlative and as … as — and explain why "the most biggest" is wrong.