You bought something, and it doesn't work. Now you want help. You don't need to be angry — you just need the right words, said with a smile.
Ten days ago, you bought a new coffee machine. It was not cheap. For one week, it was perfect — nice hot coffee every morning.
Then this morning, it stopped. No lights, no water, no coffee. It doesn't work. So now you are back at the shop, with the machine in the box and your receipt in your hand.
You want a new machine, or your money back. Behind the desk is a shop assistant. Maybe they will say "call the company" or "it is not our job". Your plan is easy: stay calm, stay friendly, and don't go away.
Calm and polite, but you don't give up. You bought a machine that doesn't work. You want a new one, or your money back.
Not unkind — just tired. First they may say "call the company". But they can help you, if you are friendly and clear.
Here are the phrases for this conversation. Read each one and say it out loud once. Choose the ones you like. Keep this page open when you practise.
Draw a card. Say what you would say, out loud. Then look at one answer.
Try a few more rounds with the toolkit covered. When it feels easy, you are ready.
Read it out loud, one person each, then change. Find the phrases from your toolkit. Listen for the calm, polite words.
1. What is the problem with the coffee machine?
2. First, the assistant says to call the company. What does the customer say back?
3. In the end, what does the customer get? Why not the same machine?
No script this time. You have a real talk with a real person. You have a goal.
Say each sentence out loud. Use your own words in the gaps.
Pick a situation. Your partner plays the other person.
🏆 Leave with a new one or your money back.
Start the scene. After a minute, draw a card. What it says just happened.
Now you are the other person. Your partner takes your old part.
Draw another twist if you like.
Tick what you did, in either seat.
Do it again. Draw a twist before you start. Try to do it faster this time.
In 1773, people in America bought tea from Britain. But Britain put a new tax on the tea — extra money to pay. The people did not agree. They said: "This is not fair. We did not say yes to this."
They wrote letters. They asked, again and again. But no one in Britain listened. So one night, they went onto the ships in Boston and threw all the tea into the sea. It was a very big complaint!
Your complaint in a shop is much smaller — and much friendlier. But it is the same idea: say what is wrong, stay strong, and don't go away. The good news? You can win with a smile — and keep your coffee.